Saturday, December 17, 2005

Vandoofus Prize Macro Entries

MIDDLETOWN, Connecticut - I have once again emerged from the claws of imperial subjugation and have meandered into the fires of the Circus [I mean Jeeze, what's with the fire fetish people!?]

Nevertheless, keeping with the latest trends in the Circus; even though there are a number of disturbing instances of malpractice among the Vandoofus Prize participants and also news from credible sources that the competition organisers have indeed already carved their own names onto the prizes, here I am posting a couple of macro captures, for the genre appears to be poorly represented in the competition.

After all “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game” [at least to some of us], bon visionnement!


Russian Dolls on a Visit to Central Park (Copyright © 2005 The Monster) Russian dolls put up for sale on 59th Street, NYC, gazing in amazement at the beauty of Central Park, located on the left to the picture.


Chlorophyll in Plentiful (Copyright © 2005 The Monster) Simply refreshing to the eye, a plant for which I haven't the name, washed clean after a morning monsoon shower, Ganemulla, Sri Lanka.

Notes:

[1] These entries are untainted products created through perfectly legitimate photographic equipment and have no association with any type of design application(s) [Microsoft® Visio®, etc].

[2] All optical image stabilization technologies [Super Steady Shot®, etc] of said equipment were disabled while photographing, exemplifying the fact that the photographer was indeed sober and not under the influence of any banned substances while capturing them.

8 comments:

eshan said...

This is getting out of hand! There are too many 'good' pictures here for my liking. Since none of the clowns are capable of coming up with any creative than perhaps a drawing of a stick figure, I think there is a lot of cheating going on here. I am going to disqualify everyone!!!

eshan said...

... and declare myself the winner!

The Monster said...

See what did I tell you all, need I say more? :| Cheat!

Big Kahuna said...

No banned substances? BTBOTP! There is no need to declare this! If this goes any further, we'll have to declare we didn't have any hemoglobin in our blood at the time of taking a photograph X-(

Big Kahuna said...

I can't say that I like the way your family keeps emerging from the proverbial woodwork! First Gordon and now you X-(

Big Kahuna said...

However, these photographs are NB. You might end up with a Whisker, if not the whole cat.

The Monster said...
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The Monster said...

Why thank you for the comments, and the cat!

I declared my non-intoxicated state for standard EXIF data does not include such information :p

BTW, err why wont you have hemoglobin in your blood?